artscape is here. take comfort in the 69 stairs you climb to your apartment. they will deliver you from the froth below.
i was in my room laying on my bed in my underwear, trying to cool it, when the biggest effing hornet type insect i or you have ever begotten with eyes made his way into my room. it was so big you guys, i mean it was as long as my thumb, and it kept buzzing against the window, and wiggling his pointy butt around, and i had a horrible thought that he was going to spew out a colony from it's butt that would live right on my window- AAAAAHHHHHH!!! so what i did was first i closed my curtains so i couldn't see him and said a prayer that he would find the open window and buzz off- get it? hahahaha!! but he did not buzz off, so i took to the internet to identify this terrifying creature. and it wasn't a he it was a SHE! And she is known as a sphecius speciosus or a cicada killer, known for eating cicadas in mid air, in flight, as they are FLYING for god's sake. but they are known to be gentle with humans- what!?- and even on their wikipedia page a photograph shows someone's own human hand holding them like little precious jewels. so i got some courage in me and caught her in a glass and covered the glass with my checkbook, took her to the window, and she flew like the wind, and i watched her fly around for a while because goddammit is that a big bug, I mean i could see her flying from very far away, god and yuck.
also, don't stop eating caprese until artscape is over.
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