just as you are starting to get cozy by the fire with your new boyfriend, thunder rumbles in the distance. he guides you inland to a really great cabin. It has everything! a fireplace, a faux fur animal rug in front of the fireplace, a skylight above the rug, and speakers in every room that you can control with just one device! But at this moment, the rain comes pouring out of the sky and pounds on the roof depriving you of nuanced auditory sensations. you look into your new boyfriends' eyes in that sleepy sexy way, but wait! something just darted past the window! what the fuck is that! goddammit, I mean where even are you? are you all alone? is this man a real man? are you a real woman? find out next time! on Otter Royals....
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