Hall and Days Saws 4or awl phood OK-shins

on a hang over day wakey wakey it can be so hard. ok there's only 2 eggs in the cold closet, don't panic you can make this work because you are a budding ingenue in this prickly life. separate the yolks from the whites of those eggs. in with the yolks in the pan goes a spash of vinegar and a splash of lem juice. ok you also need warm butter, likke butter that's been sitting out, but your butter is cold from the cold closet! again don't panic. do you have a hammer? I have three hammers. hammer the butter, this will make it soft and therefore usable for this dish. cut the butter into chunks to get ready for the wisk. ok pan with yolks and other stuff is on the low heat, and you are wisking it. Once it starts to be thick add in hunks-a butter one hunko at a time as it melts and you wisk. it will get thick and then when all the butter is used up sprinkle in some cayenne peppies salt and peps for flav. and really you can pour this over anything. I didn't have much so I made some toast, cooked of the egg whites and poured it over that, but really this sauce tastes good on just about anything on this green earth.

chizzay brockolinis!

steem thy brockolinis fore t10 minnies ore sew, until yore forkspear spins in smooth to the stawk. meen wyle wisky up a roux with some butters and flower. when its turning thick add some warm milk and wisk wisk until turning thick more. then add some grated chizzay like cheddar or sum Good God Gouda! maybe add in sum cayenne peppies, black peppies, and salt sprinklies! then pore it all over the brock.

lem lem noodles

you know that mitch hedberg joke fettuccini alfredo is mac and cheese for adults well lem lem noodles is mac and cheese for adults who had to wait five days for their stove to be turnt on. boil the noodles of your choise. we wanted mini bow ties so that's what we got. after the nurdles are ready, take a bitty bot of the boilwuter in a cup to the side. Strain the bows and then coat with a hunk o butters and a little of the starchy wa wa to make nice on the pahst. then whiskers up a bowl with some egg yolkels, crema, parmsan, chippity choppity garlic bits, and zestie lem lem skin. Pour all over the bow tie nurdles. toppers with a choise of yore herbs, like parsely o oregano, or literally anything! anything you want, they're nurdles of yore after all.

Nigella Lawson makes sexy linguine.

root beer floaties

sometimes business store managers don't prioritize root beer as they should and foolishly leave it un-refrigerated in the aisles of their retail location. if you need to cool down your root beer fast because your float craving has reached ravenous limits, don't panic. simply place several ice cubes in a cup and add the soda. then strain into another vessel to avoid a watered down flavor. add vanilla ice cream.

toast from France, just like the French do it

heat your skillet and melt some buuters in there while you give your sore dough bread a bath in some milky eggos til they go soggers. add the eggo bredskies to the hot skilly and flip wants its goldy oldies. den when it''s cooked up and crisps add it to your plate and cut into monster bite side piecies. this allows for maxiumum soak of the maypole seerp, which you will now apply atop your frenched toast.

red snapper

what a bute the red snaps is in the eye of the beholden. no man shall reject this pink shade upon his plate for it is mothwatering flow of happiness on the fork. ease of brain to cook. this friend is stuffed with lemon and onion, maybe some other stuff I cant recaw. oven baker to 4-hundo. 12 minnies or so.

this week on Otter Royals: a retrospective horoscope-July

sometimes the veil is lifted and you glimpse the chaotic scary pieces of the world and can see they are not pieces at all, it's the darn whole thing is up at itself. you have collected a nice gathering of people about you in your life and you forget that everyone else is bonkos cray. There is nothing keeping you from the edge, there is no edge. And it's not that you're flying out spinning out of control, it's that everything is actually very heavy and vibrant and steeped in highbrow smutty indifference. Put your shades back on and wrap yourself in the comfort of the armor you've made to trick yourself into seeing the world you want to see, because otherwise you might go crazy little girl.